oh, so dirty

Number: 11

drrty grrl came into existence on the cold, hard streets of coffeyville, kansas. her mother, who was highly ashamed of being pregnant at the ripe age of 76, quickly gave her beautiful, bouncing newborn to some random skate chick who worked at the local Sonic Drive-Thru.

little drrty grrl grew up on frito chili pies, tater tots with cheese, and sonic blasts. she also grew up with a pair of skates permanently attatched to her feet. she was never really good at skating, but she loved how fashionable they made her feet look.

one day drrty decided to leave good 'ol kansas behind and see what the rest of the world had to offer her. so on her journey she began. she stayed in many different states, and many different cities when she wound up in the drrty south, New Orleans.

there drrty honed her skating skills, and her whorish ways. she was getting much better at skating since she didn't have a car, and skating was pretty much the only transportation she could really count on. eventually getting very tired of the unintelligent individuals that surrounded her every day and night, she packed her bags and moved north. she ended up somewhere in central ohio. columbus to be exact.

there she encountered a whole new world. a world with more sexy women like herself, intelligent individuals who loved to skate, and a phenomenon: ROLLER DERBY. drrty went to one practice and was hooked for life. she went to practice every chance she got and eventually won the hearts of all the women there. she worked her ass off trying to be the best she could be, but still never straying from her drrty ways. her hard work and devotion to derby finally paid off.. she was now part of a kick ass team of brawlers.

drrty loves her new team and her incredible teammates and hopes to end this season no where else but on the very top. usually drrty is perfectly content being on the bottom, but not this time. she swears to make bloody crawlers out of the entire Ohio Roller Girls league and to bone as many of them as possible, with her boney shoulders you drrty bastards.

The rest remains to be written.