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Kitty Liquorbottom

Kitty was born to your average middle-class family in the one (and only!) "nice" area of West Virginia. Attending Catholic school as a young girl, she was introduced to the prim-and-proper world of backgammon. As she grew older, she only had one desire in life: to jet-set around the world in the Backgammon International Tournaments of Chance & Holiness (B.I.T.C.H.), a series of world-famous backgammon tournaments for Christians throughout the world.

But during a B.I.T.C.H. regional qualifying tournament in Columbus, Ohio, Kitty met her soul mate—2Cinful. She quickly decided that Kitty was perfect to do body shots off of. The two became inseparable, ditching backgammon, instead attending Jell-O wrestling tournaments; traveling as acoustic-rock groupies; forming the Dirty Diva's Ass Smacking Club; and other shenanigans. The two could always be seen coming in their hot pink and black outfits.

Tragically, though, 2Cinful was ripped from Kitty's life in an accident. All seemed lost to Kitty, and she turned to the two things that seemed comforting. Kitty adopted 12 of her namesake animals and bought many bottles of liquor. One night, after a party to remember the life of 2Cinful at Rick's Coaches, Kitty stumbled home to her husband, bottle in hand. On the kitchen table was a flyer for the Ohio Roller Girls. Could this be it, the one chance to pull her life out of the abyss? It could! The Band of Brawlers even wore hot pink and camo! Perfect! In her excitement, Kitty screamed out, raised her hands up high...and quickly lost her balance and fell to the floor, never once spilling a drop from the bottle. But in the aftermath of the fall, and a completely inappropriate story involving her cats, the name Kitty Liquorbottom was born!

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