Number: 317

Patty O'LanaSLAM was the 17th born to the O'LanaSLAM clan of the lovely Emerald Isle. Raised in the grimy ghetto of south Dublin, Patty pummeled her way through childhood, finding mercy upon others a foreign concept. Because of the especially pugnacious historical reputation of the O'LanaSLAM clan, Patty was recruited at the age of 9 to lead the pubescent faction of the Irish Republican Army (IRA). More notoriously known as "The Wees," the pubescent faction of the IRA was reputed to be responsible for deceptive baiting tactics to root out enemies of the IRA. Patty singlehandedly established The Wees' highly elite, but super secret Skater Brigade program. This is where Patty mastered her lethal skating skills. At 16, Patty was banished from The Wees because when she'd partake in a frothy brew with other members of the IRA she'd grow ecstatically giddy and gushy which is quite a liability for The Wees discipline in discretion not to mention an image the The Wees did not want tarnishing their reputation. Patty emigrated to the U.S. and joined the Ohio Roller Girls as her skill set in annihilating enemies fit right in with the excitement of flat track roller derby.