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Slambury Stompcake
Number: 1985
Tagline: Let them eat cake!
In a castle in Stompbury Land, a princess called Slambury StompCake grew up with her beloved dog Slappe. They loved to spend time at the Punch Bowl, which was the local skating rink, after working hard all day taking care of the kingdom's royal pets. One day it was declared that a contest was to be held by the Ohio Rollergirls in Columbus, Ohio. They needed to find an elite few to strengthen their army. Cake was more determined than ever to become a part of it.Slappe and Cake set off for Ohio. She entered the contest with her hopes high. Prepared for dissappointment, but hoping for acceptance into one of the greatest roller derby armies ever, she set out to succeed.After days of mental and physical torture, Cake was welcomed to the OHRG. Licorice Whips, her evil uncle was enraged when he found out what she had done. LW was so angry when he saw how much Cake loved derby, that he tried to lock her in the castle.After all how could she do all her chores and be a derby princess? Slappe escaped the castle and sought out the rollergirls for help. They sent in their toughest group of recruits, the Brawlers. They launched a sting operation to rescue Cake. After many bruises, much blood, and broken bones, the rescue mission was complete and Cake was free. The Brawlers took her into their platoon and made her one of them.You can now find her derbying it up with the baddest women ever to hit the track.
