Team Co-captain

Number: 86

Tagline: Derby Is My Religion.

Triptease is a true child of the 80s. Seriously. She was cryogenically frozen for two decades. She was thawed by the organization S.P.E.E.D., (Society for the Promotion of Extreme Everyday Decadence), to fight the battle against the "new and improved" generation of cell phones, bad new metal music, complicated video games, music and movies on discs, and more. Since she has not aged and yesterday was 1985 for her, she has no idea of these modern conveniences and is ready to fight for the simple eighties life of living and playing hard.

Upon her wake, one of the first things she did was go skating, as it was one of her favorite pass times. Once a rink rat, always a rink rat. That was all it took for her to become introduced to Derby. To her, roller derby is just like being at a Poison concert, trying to fight your way through the other girls to get backstage. Now she just does it on skates. She may trip the girls and tease the boys, but she always gets what she wants.

So watch out for that big hair or you will get 86ed.