Number: 42

Tagline: Don't Panic!

Not that long ago, in a galaxy not that far away, Deadeye Knight felt a disturbance in the force. It was as if millions of hardcore fans where screaming in outrage and pain upon the rerelease and mutilation of their childhood.

Sworn to uphold justice in the universe, Deadeye Knight grabbed her towel and hitchhiked her way to the source. Deadeye camped out on a shipping barge on the last leg of her journey, and passed the time with a pair of loose roller skates from a care package meant for The Sprockettes. Upon arrival in Columbus, The Sprockettes agreed to help Deadeye on her mission and recruited her to represent Space in Ohio.

After all, roller derby is excellent training for a young Jedi.