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Number 1800
Rage in a cage
There is not much known about living dead girl, since most of it is still listed as classified by the government. Even her age is clouded in mystery. There are many rumors about what and where Living Dead Girl came from, but the most likely goes back to Nazi Germany, during WWII.
During the war, many of the top SS brass developed plans to create the Uber Soldat by using a combination of science and the super natural. Although most think the SS never achieved their Uber Soldat, there were many interesting experiments. It is in these attempts most believe the origins of Living Dead Girl can be traced.
It is thought that Living Dead Girl was once a cabaret performer in Berlin, but made the mistake of breaking the arm of an SS officer that tried to execute a blitzkrieg on her. After that night Living Dead Girl was never to perform again. At this point it is thought that the SS came back and took her to a lab somewhere near Leipzig, and forcibly enrolled her in the Uber Soldat program. Since the German war machine was based on fast and powerful attacks it was very important for the Uber Soldat to be very quick, agile, and powerful. It is though that Living Dead girl was placed in the Rolle Soldatmadchen program. The concept of this program was to create a soldier that would skate across the battle fields and overwhelm the enemy with speed and sheer lust for violence. To create the Rolle Soldatmadchen the Germans first tried to summon Valkyries to enter the candidates body. After the scientist felt that a Valkyrie had taken control of the body, they then set out to improve the host body, by the use of biological implants, genetic work, any other super-natural means they could think of. This gave the Rolle Soldatmadchen super human power and speed on skates that had never been seen before. The Rolle Soldatmadchen even healed at an accelerated rate. In the end the program was cut short when they realized skates did not roll very well across a battle field.
It is not known how many Rolle Soldatmadchen the SS managed to produce, but to the best of anyones knowledge, Living Dead Girl was the only one to escape. As the war came to a close, Living Dead Girl was taken by the US Army. For the next 50 years Living Dead Girl lived the life of a lab rat, as US scientist tried to figure out and duplicate the work of the German scientist. Eventually Living Dead Girl grew tired of this, and again escaped and began a life on the run. She adopted the name Living Dead Girl because she felt that although she was still living, she was really dead, many times over, and was only alive as a result of the experiments performed on her during the war. Also as a side effect of the accelerated healing, she seemed to age at a fraction the speed of a normal human.
Eventually Living Dead Girl skated into Ohio and meets the Ohio Roller Girls. For the first time she felt she had found a place that she could fulfill her lust for violence and skating.
Again since little is know about Living Dead Girl, this may or may not be correct, this is merely the most widely accepted theory and some documentation has been found to support it. What is known as fact is Living Dead Girl currently skates with the Ohio Roller Girls.