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Spoon: Head Statistician After losing two thirds of his brain cells due to prolonged brain freeze, Spoon undertook an experimental medical procedure to reconstruct his nervous system. Working with the county's top brain doctors to enhance the mathematical ability of a human being, a prototype was developed inside of Spoon's head. No longer would he have dreams and ambitions but instead would operate in a world of logic and numbers powered by the calculator in his melon. Forced to recalculate his life Spoon assessed that the most logical decision was to try and bring order to the chaotic world of Roller Derby. As the Head Stastician for OHRG his only goals are to record the statistics of the bout and feed his calculator its operating fuel: PBR. |
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 Photo: Dorn Byg Jezebel Jinx Tagline: What Would Jinx Do? As a skater with the Brawlers, Jinx spent a lot of time in the box. Since retiring from skating she spends all her time in the box or on the board. On game day Jinx serves as an OHRG penalty mistress. When the game is over, she serves as VP of Fundraising for the OHRG board of directors. |
Stats Crew Lucille BallGagNyx Ophelia Dolly Parturskull Psycho KillHer Grave Girl Pink Plague |
 Photo: Dorn Byg Bren DieselTagline: Always thinking inside the box |
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